Quote #4076
The trouble with jogging is that, by the time you realize you’re not in...
Quote #21044
Seize opportunity by the beard, for it is bald behind.
Quote #21220
Having a holiday weekend without a family member felt like putting on a sweater...
Quote #7619
John Connor No, no, no, no. You gotta listen to the way people talk....
Quote #19321
To think too long about doing a thing often becomes its undoing.
Quote #19996
Politics has less to do with where you live than where your heart is.
Quote #19331
My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of...
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The government consists of a gang of men exactly like you and me. They...
Quote #17450
Adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them.
Quote #15636
Conscience is the inner voice that warns us that someone might be looking.