Quote #3415
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
Quote #1111
The most original authors are not so because they advance what is new, but...
Quote #7384
Sometimes I think we’re alone. Sometimes I think we’re not. In either case, the...
Quote #5053
The quest for certainty blocks the search for meaning. Uncertainty is the very condition...
Quote #5906
At least two-thirds of our miseries spring from human stupidity, human malice and those...
Quote #19412
Despise not any man, and do not spurn anything for there is no man...
Quote #5724
Nothing is to be feared but fear.
Quote #7271
Under the doctrine of separation of powers, the manner in which the president personally...
Quote #18707
Life is a continual upgrade.
Quote #18613
The secret of being boring is to tell everything.