Quote #1715
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is...
Quote #19999
I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins...
Quote #3417
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #16849
The way in which we think of ourselves has everything to do with how...
Quote #1568
If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
Quote #17239
The first ladyship is the only federal office in which the holder can neither...
Quote #2961
Whenever is found what is called a paternal government, there is found state education....
Quote #12790
He that never changes his opinions, never corrects his mistakes, will never be wiser...
Quote #12741
I’ll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours.
Quote #1825
It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.