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Know’st thou the land where the lemon-trees bloom, Where the gold orange glows in...
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If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
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Kindness causes us to learn, and to forget, many things.
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I have said nothing because there is nothing I can say that would describe...
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When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.
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Every quotation contributes something to the stability or enlargement of the language.
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I’ve never looked forward to a birthday like I’m looking forward to my new...
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When the water reaches the upper level, follow the rats.
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My advisers built a wall between myself and my people. I didn’t realize what...
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There are lies, damned lies, and statistics.