Quote #8349
It’s a job that’s never started that takes the longest to finish.
Quote #3639
Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents’ shortcomings.
Quote #8784
Come to think of it, there are already a million monkeys on a million...
Quote #6459
Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself, but talent instantly recognizes genius.
Quote #14503
We believe that the applause of silence is the only kind that counts.
Quote #19185
Nothing is impossible. Some things are just less likely than others.
Quote #15007
I am determined that my children shall be brought up in their father’s religion,...
Quote #13560
In order to find a good quotation in a dictionary of humorous quotations, I...
Quote #11977
We’re all generous, but with different things, like time, money, talent — criticism.
Quote #14498
Civilization is a transient sickness.