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This started off as a father-daughter adventure, and it’s gotten wonderfully out of hand…I’m...
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I’ve been on a diet for two weeks and all I’ve lost is two...
Quote #4048
Life is a fatal complaint, and an eminently contagious one.
Quote #15820
It’s hard to say who gets criticized the most, the successful person, or the...
Quote #3278
Discretion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice.
Quote #16458
I don’t believe in intuition. When you get sudden flashes of perception, it is...
Quote #12704
Nothing succeeds like success.
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A clever man commits no minor blunders.
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The happiest is the person who suffers the least pain the most miserable who...
Quote #15948
To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you’re wrong,...