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You can have anything you want–if you want it badly enough. You can be...
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I have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which, when you looked at...
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No one can have a higher opinion of him than I have, and I...
Quote #14674
WARNING Humor may be hazardous to your illness.
Quote #16676
You may laugh at a friend’s roof don’t laugh at his sleeping accomodation.
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It is a mistake for a taciturn, serious-minded woman to marry a jovial man,...
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If you can’t excel with talent, triumph with effort.
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If the world should blow itself up, the last audible voice would be that...
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Billy Hey I’m trying to score points with the teacher today. DON’T SCREW IT...
Quote #3248
Who’s General Failure and why’s he reading my disk