Quote #9148
When eating bamboo sprouts, remember the man who planted them.
Quote #6166
I love my government not least for the extent to which it leaves me...
Quote #3295
Why doesn’t DOS ever say ‘EXCELLENT command or filename’
Quote #16263
It is no longer possible for lyric poetry to express the immensity of our...
Quote #9686
Half our standards come from our first masters, and the other half from our...
Quote #15134
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the ‘up’ button.
Quote #12511
There is a great deal of wishful thinking in such cases it is the...
Quote #21544
Time for the weather report. It’s cold out folks. Bonecrushing cold. The kind of...
Quote #15530
Make no judgements where you have no compassion.
Quote #13520
It’s hard for me to answer a question from someone who really doesn’t care...