Quote #3411
With Congress, every time they make a joke it’s a law, and every time...
Quote #13515
The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your...
Quote #11898
Good advice is always certain to be ignored, but that’s no reason not to...
Quote #13946
When you plant lettuce, if it does not grow well, you don’t blame the...
Quote #14446
A turtle with no legs tends not to go anywhere.
Quote #13979
Away back in that time-in 1492-there was a man by the name of Columbus...
Quote #11538
The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever.
Quote #17232
Parents like the idea of kids, they just don’t like their kids.
Quote #11299
The only limits are, as always, those of vision.
Quote #13545
Poor are poor because rich are rich.