Quote #4339
It is a consolation to the wretched to have companions in misery.
Quote #12692
People say I’ve had brushes with the law. That’s not true. I’ve had brushes...
Quote #2883
Say not, ‘I have found the truth,’ but rather, ‘I have found a truth.’
Quote #14505
Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
Quote #19100
No man can sit down and withhold his hands from the warfare against wrong...
Quote #549
The sky is the daily bread of the eyes.
Quote #14120
Life can be wildly tragic at times, and I’ve had my share. But whatever...
Quote #11838
What I’ve learned. . . . I’ve learned that just when I get my...
Quote #6103
Civility costs nothing and buys everything.
Quote #18164
I’ve been rich and I’ve been poor. Rich is better.