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Who are you going to shoot joking with Attorney General Richard Kleindienst about creating...
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Accept what people offer. Drink their milkshakes. Take their love.
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The United States is like the guy at the party who gives cocaine to...
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It is not white hair that engenders wisdom.
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Housekeeping ain’t no joke.
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A person may cause evil to others not only by his actions but by...
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That’s Hendrick’s 19th home run. One more and he reaches double figures.
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You don’t have to deserve your mother’s love. You have to deserve your father’s.
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See what will happen if you don’t stop biting your fingernails
Quote #2231
One’s religion is whatever one is most interested in.