Quote #6437
Most people would rather be certain they’re miserable, than risk being happy.
Quote #5663
In the long history of the world, only a few generations have been granted...
Quote #9592
I shall be as secret as the grave.
Quote #6143
A word to the wise ain’t necessary — it’s the stupid ones that need...
Quote #4534
It is possible to be below flattery as well as above it.
Quote #18672
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you’re still...
Quote #6169
A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his...
Quote #19491
Abbott Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who’s on first, What’s on...
Quote #1707
Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand.
Quote #9303
If you are out to describe the truth, leave elegance to the tailor.