Quote #18776
I’m not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
Quote #11077
It is only possible to live happily ever after on a day-to-day basis.
Quote #16712
When the mouse laughs at the cat there is a hole nearby.
Quote #12195
Being filled with the Holy Spirit, then, is a matter of obedience to the...
Quote #12983
Oh, come on. If you can’t laugh at the walking dead, who can you...
Quote #7924
Learn that the present hour alone is man’s.
Quote #7981
Read over your compositions, and wherever you meet with a passage which you think...
Quote #7848
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather...
Quote #14935
People need religion. It’s a vehicle for a moral tradition. A crucial role. Nothing...
Quote #21668
No matter how much you disagree with your kin, if you are a thoroughbred...