Quote #5166
Only the shallow know themselves.
Quote #18219
All I want to do is to minister to someone, And if I do...
Quote #436
What use are cartridges in battle I always carry chocolate instead.
Quote #4090
E.L. Or if, uh, you’re too wasted to remember- it is not cheating. Because...
Quote #1485
Funny how the new things are the old things.
Quote #18028
I’m 65 and I guess that puts me in with the geriatrics. But if...
Quote #3575
When a man says he approves of something in principle, it means he hasn’t...
Quote #12143
Minor surgery is surgery someone else is having.
Quote #18450
Pain is inevitable suffering is optional.
Quote #7304
They do not leave home without American Express. … Blame the moral carelessness that...