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WARNING Humor may be hazardous to your illness.
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What lies in our power to do, it lies in our power not to...
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Kill no more pigeons than you can eat.
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It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion...
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You cannot be mad at somebody who makes you laugh – it’s as simple...
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How I wish that somewhere there existed an island for those who are wise...
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A man running for office puts me in mind of a dog that’s lost–he...
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Where there are no swamps there are no frogs.
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He who opens a school door, closes a prison.
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If an army of monkeys were strumming on typewriters, they might write all the...