Quote #10551
The truth that survives is simply the lie that is pleasantest to believe.
Quote #7293
It is not enough to offer a smorgasbord of courses. We must insure that...
Quote #20513
A compliment is a gift, not to be thrown away carelessly, unless you want...
Quote #6111
Don’t take life seriously because you can’t come out of it alive.
Quote #12405
Patriotism is when love of your own people comes first nationalism, when hate for...
Quote #15549
When people ask if the United States can afford to place on trial the...
Quote #12458
There is a kind of pleasure which comes from sacrilege or the profanation of...
Quote #65
After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations.
Quote #15866
A man generally has two reasons for doing a thing.
Quote #14505
Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...