Quote #21472
There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed.
Quote #18726
The fact that I was a bachelor provided two opportunities or two handles that...
Quote #7986
There will always be a part, and always a very large part of every...
Quote #4172
You don’t get harmony when everybody sings the same note.
Quote #6955
There is but one truly serious philosophical problem, and that is suicide. Judging whether...
Quote #8108
Never trouble another for what you can do for yourself.
Quote #15117
When you choose the lesser of two evils, always remember that it is still...
Quote #5067
Still seems it strange, that thou shouldst live forever Is it less strange, that...
Quote #17036
There are three rings in marriage. The engagement ring… The wedding ring… and the...
Quote #2120
The visionary lies to himself, the liar only to others.