Quote #1445
Wayne Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.
Quote #13389
Television has raised writing to a new low.
Quote #3307
Press any key… no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE
Quote #1832
Of all the varieties of virtues, liberalism is the most beloved.
Quote #16774
Man stands in his own shadow and wonders why it’s dark.
Quote #1939
To handle yourself, use your head To handle others, use your heart.
Quote #19510
It was a dark and stormy night the rain fell in torrents–except at occasional...
Quote #11625
Not a hundredth part of the thoughts in my head have ever been or...
Quote #13536
The little I know, I owe to my ignorance.
Quote #8110
Never spend your money before you have it.