Quote #6857
What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy
Quote #15482
Well, I thought my razor was dull until I heard his speech.
Quote #12913
Henry Kissinger may have wished I had presented him as a combination of Charles...
Quote #18775
I try to make everyone’s day just a little more surreal.
Quote #3395
I don’t like work… but I like what is in work — the chance...
Quote #20829
You couldn’t even prove the White House staff sane beyond a reasonable doubt.
Quote #15191
One cannot collect all the beautiful shells on the beach.
Quote #11909
The best things carried to excess are wrong.
Quote #6670
The United States has the power to destroy the world, but not the power...
Quote #5624
And so, my fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you...