Quote #3892
Where there’s marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
Quote #19070
The Russians love Brooke Shield because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
Quote #18772
Don’t reserve your best behavior for special occasions. You can’t have two sets of...
Quote #5270
How like a winter hath my absence been From thee, the pleasure of the...
Quote #3664
Accidents, try to change them — it’s impossible. The accidental reveals man.
Quote #21131
Family isn’t about whose blood you have. It’s about who you care about.
Quote #449
If the lesser mind could measure the greater as a footrule can measure a...
Quote #17560
All’s fair in love and war.
Quote #12064
Houston has its largest crowd of the night here this evening.
Quote #18739
The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a...