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If the scissors are not used daily on the beard, it will not be...
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Tourists are terrorists with cameras. Terrorists are tourists with guns.
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There are some people that if they don’t know, you can’t tell ‘em.
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Open your mouth and purse cautiously, and your stock of wealth and reputation shall,...
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URLs are the 800 numbers of the 1990′s.
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The deepest principle in human nature is the craving to be appreciated.
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Cats regard people as warmblooded furniture.
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Happy is he who still loves something he loved in the nursery He has...
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All of the books in the world contain no more information than is broadcast...
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Trust one who has gone through it.