Quote #367
When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.
Quote #19499
It is better for civilization to be going down the drain than to be...
Quote #17153
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Quote #9975
It isn’t necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It’s only necessary...
Quote #15253
I have a simple philosophy. Fill what’s empty. Empty what’s full. And scratch where...
Quote #6311
True patriotism hates injustice in its own land more than anywhere else.
Quote #20001
Try to put your happiness before anyone else’s, because you may never have done...
Quote #10424
Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it.
Quote #8485
Bluntness is a virtue.
Quote #18967
I like to think of my best moment on the job as quiet victories....