Quote #731
Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.
Quote #10214
It was from an old friend who . thought he was dying. Anyway, he...
Quote #16676
You may laugh at a friend’s roof don’t laugh at his sleeping accomodation.
Quote #11835
An American is a man with two arms and four wheels.
Quote #16772
If you wish to know what a man is, place him in authority.
Quote #14100
Misery is when you make your bed and then your mother tells you it’s...
Quote #11970
We shall find no fiend in hell can match the fury of a disappointed...
Quote #15492
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I...
Quote #7900
Our brightest blazes of gladness are commonly kindled by unexpected sparks.
Quote #13560
In order to find a good quotation in a dictionary of humorous quotations, I...