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It may not seem like much, but think of the consequences. One overdue library...
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The first recipe for happiness is Avoid too lengthy meditation on the past.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you Weep, and you weep alone For the...
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Please all, and you will please none.
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Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
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A friend is someone who makes me feel totally acceptable.
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Our business in this world is not to succeed, but to continue to fail...
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Look at the Justice Department, it’s full of Jews…The lawyers in government are damn...
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The only true happiness comes from squandering ourselves for a purpose.
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I call that mind free which jealously guards its intellectual rights and powers, which...