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I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.
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I have such poor vision I can date anybody.
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It isn’t necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
Groucho Marx

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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
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The intelligent man finds almost everything ridiculous, the sensible man hardly anything.
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I’ve been 40 years discovering that the queen of all colors was black.
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A 2 pencil and a dream can take you anywhere.
Nikita Khrushchev

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