Steven Wright Quote #19260 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.
Stephen Butler Leacock Quote #15055 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 I am a great believer in luck and I find the harder I work...
Garry Shandling Quote #21444 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 I have such poor vision I can date anybody.
Groucho Marx Quote #20818 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 It isn’t necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
Groucho Marx Quote #20825 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Johann von Goethe Quote #1123 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 The intelligent man finds almost everything ridiculous, the sensible man hardly anything.
Auguste Renoir Quote #16891 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 I’ve been 40 years discovering that the queen of all colors was black.
Homer Quote #7336 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 You will certainly not be able to take the lead in all things yourself,...
Joyce A. Myers Quote #15924 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 A 2 pencil and a dream can take you anywhere.
Nikita Khrushchev Quote #14822 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 Asking to meet with Italian businessmen instead of government officials. I want to talk...