Quote #12061
The new Haitian baseball can’t weigh more than four ounces or less than five.
Quote #16668
The innkeeper loves a drunkard, but not for a son-in-law.
Quote #498
He who has a thousand friendsHas not a friend to spare,While he who has...
Quote #4728
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
Quote #21010
However often you may have done them a favour, if you once refuse they...
Quote #1774
Our business in this world is not to succeed, but to continue to fail...
Quote #16041
I keep the subject of my inquiry constantly before me, and wait till the...
Quote #9548
Never ascribe to an opponent motives meaner than your own.
Quote #812
Love is everything it’s cracked up to beIt really is worth fighting for, being...
Quote #17245
Nothing is more curious than the almost savage hostility that humor excites in those...