Quote #1624
Quitting smoking is easy, I’ve done it hundreds of times.
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Perhaps the mission of those who love mankind is to make people laugh at...
Quote #6019
I think there are only three things America will be known for 2,000 years...
Quote #11525
Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and...
Quote #3731
He who knows others is wise.He who knows himself is enlightened.
Quote #5118
The cynic knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.
Quote #7515
It is preoccupation with possessions, more than anything else, that prevents us from living...
Quote #3720
Today’s public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there...
Quote #11427
Prayer opens the heart to God, and it is the means by which the...
Quote #14176
There are people who can talk sensibly about a controversial issue they’re called humorists.