Quote #16171
The best ideas come from jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
Quote #17397
My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I’m...
Quote #1216
A man who does not plan long ahead will find trouble right at his...
Quote #9140
One should be just as careful in choosing one’s pleasures as in avoiding calamities.
Quote #11593
Vote early and vote often.
Quote #7802
I felt invincible. My strength was that of a giant. God was certainly standing...
Quote #7513
One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one’s...
Quote #4402
A white wall is the fool’s paper.
Quote #8056
The beauty of the second amendment is that it will not be needed until...
Quote #7898
The entire essence of America is the hope to first make money — then...