Quote #2213
A little wonton money, which burned out the bottom of his purse.
Quote #11080
Don’t cling to fame. You’re just borrowing it. It’s like money. You’re going to...
Quote #19946
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
Quote #3416
What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
Quote #1010
Animals are such agreeable friends – they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms.
Quote #2752
Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking.
Quote #16339
Our dependency makes slaves out of us, especially if this dependency is a dependency...
Quote #3074
I have great faith in fools — self confidence my friends call it.
Quote #2710
Repentance may begin instantly, but reformation often requires a sphere of years.
Quote #11442
I suppose it is much more comfortable to be mad and not know it...