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If all the world is a stage and life is just a play upon...
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Progress isn’t made by early risers. It’s made by lazy men trying to find...
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I persist on praising not the life I lead, but that which I ought...
Quote #16984
American life is a powerful solvent. It seems to neutralise every intellectual element, however...
Quote #7800
Satire is focused bitterness.
Quote #7983
Men are generally idle, and ready to satisfy themselves, and intimidate the industry of...
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Politics will eventually be replaced by imagery. The politician will be only too happy...
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The fastest way to succeed is to look as if you’re playing by somebody...
Quote #20740
On my income tax 1040 it says ‘Check this box if you are blind.’...
Quote #2135
Worries go better with soup than without.