Quote #14948
Anyone whose goal is ‘something higher’ must expect someday to suffer vertigo. What is...
Quote #21505
Ridicule is the first and last argument of fools.
Quote #13081
We’re not lost. We’re locationally challenged.
Quote #10406
Hypothetical questions get hypothetical answers.
Quote #15209
The best love affairs are those we never had.
Quote #19071
The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
Quote #1372
Nobody is hurt. Hurt is in the mind. If you can walk, you can...
Quote #19035
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the...
Quote #15647
The character of a man is known from his conversations.
Quote #20604
We don’t get offered crises, they arrive.