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One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that...
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My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents...
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There was a definite process by which one made people into friends, and it...
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To suppose, as we all suppose, that we could be rich and not behave...
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… everything in nature is lyrical in its ideal essence, tragic in its fate,...
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Of course I believe that solipsism is the correct philosophy, but that’s only one...
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Intimacy is what makes a marriage, not a ceremony, not a piece of paper...
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The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...
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It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be...
Quote #7579
Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.