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The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the...
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Into this Universe, and Why not knowing Nor Whence, like Water, willy-nilly flowing And...
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We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez small, sweet, and coming out...
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Mitch True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love...
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Whatever it is that the government does, sensible Americans would prefer that the government...
Quote #3653
Work is a necessity for man. Man invented the alarm clock.
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Dr. Evil You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have...
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The world is proof that God is a committee.
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I love you when you bow in your mosque, kneel in your temple, pray...
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Success is counted sweetest by those who ne’er succeed.