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Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side,...
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A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is braver five...
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I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.
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The trouble is that everyone talks about reforming others, and no one thinks about...
Quote #18244
Never complain about growing old, Because so many never get the chance
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He hoped and prayed that there wasn’t an afterlife. Then he realized there was...
Quote #18274
(Think of one’s self as a teakettle) Though up to it’s neck in hot...
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Never frown, even when you’re sad, because you never know when someone is falling...
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If we attend continually and promptly to the little that we can do, we...
Quote #14966
If you give a man a fish, he will have a single meal. If...