Quote #21151
The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out,...
Quote #11617
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
Quote #18106
Marriage teaches you loyalty, forbearance, self-restraint, meekness, and a great many other things you...
Quote #7688
Art, like morality, consists of drawing the line somewhere.
Quote #11071
The need to be right all the time is the biggest bar to new...
Quote #3915
He that lives upon hope will die fasting.
Quote #999
The only thing that hurts more than paying an income tax is not having...
Quote #3969
The whole life of man is but a point of time let us enjoy...
Quote #14632
All wish to be learned, but no one is willing to pay the price.
Quote #11602
I believe more in the scissors than I do in the pencil.