Quote #1583
Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of congress but...
Quote #12158
Loneliness seems to have become the great American disease.
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The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail if it...
Quote #3431
Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
Quote #19194
A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
Quote #18261
What do you do when the only person who can make you stop crying...
Quote #21534
By mid-November I always like to have an extra 15 pounds on me.
Quote #4118
Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.
Quote #3628
You can always tell a real friend when you’ve made a fool of yourself...
Quote #18544
Work to survive, survive by consuming, survive to consume the hellish cycle is complete.