Quote #20451
Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies.
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It is easy to forget that the most important aspect of comedy, after all,...
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My mind to me a kingdom is, Such present joys therein I find, That...
Quote #2121
Genuinely skillful use of obscenities is uniformly absent on the Internet.
Quote #17319
Americans and British have different ways of saying things. They say ‘elevator,’ we say...
Quote #8570
Shun no toil to make yourself remarkable by some talent or other yet do...
Quote #10278
It takes little talent to see what lies under one’s nose, a good deal...
Quote #15559
The Lord’s Prayer is 66 words, the Gettysburg Address is 286 words, and there...
Quote #3015
Death comes equally to us all, and makes us all equal when it comes.
Quote #14356
Custom is the great guide of human life.