Quote #18407
Once you’ve accumulated sufficient knowledge to get by, you’re too old to remember it.
Quote #15850
In all religiousness there lurks the suspicion that we invented the story that God...
Quote #17746
Our elections are free, it’s in the results where eventually we pay.
Quote #15590
To use fear as the friend it is, we must retrain and reprogram ourselves…We...
Quote #12459
One must do violence to the object of one’s desire when it surrenders, the...
Quote #20581
Complaining is good for you as long as you’re not complaining to the person...
Quote #9536
The buried talent is the sunken rock on which most lives strike and founder.
Quote #1330
Look for the ridiculous in everything and you will find it.
Quote #19239
All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
Quote #21648
The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations...