Quote #15678
When life is kicking others in the teeth, Become a dentist.
Quote #12089
Gonzo leaps like a giraffe and grabs it.
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When griping grief the heart doth wound, and doleful dumps the mind opresses, then...
Quote #11889
He who knows he is a fool is not the biggest fool He who...
Quote #5042
Education makes machines which act like men and produces men who act like machines.
Quote #10200
The true meaning of religion is thus not simply morality, but morality touched by...
Quote #17744
The real object of those who resorted to Secession, as well as those who...
Quote #20015
The great and invigorating influences in American life have been the unorthodox the people...
Quote #1626
I am not one of those who in expressing opinions confine themselves to facts.
Quote #4727
Never criticize a man until you’ve walked a mile in his moccasins.