Quote #19070
The Russians love Brooke Shield because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
Quote #9608
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
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Billy T-T-T-T-Today, Junior
Quote #14898
The more original a discovery, the more obvious it seems afterwards.
Quote #20937
Judge thyself with the judgment of sincerity, and thou will judge others with the...
Quote #3679
The greatest thing in the world is to know how to belong to oneself.
Quote #21524
If you were in a burning house and there was a cat and a...
Quote #9851
The thinker dies, but his thoughts are beyond the reach of destruction. Men are...
Quote #10376
Evelyn slapped Raymond on the back with a laugh. You must be starved old...
Quote #19543
If you want to catch something, running after it isn’t always the best way.