Quote #10744
I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school...
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My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents...
Quote #4476
Actual aristocracy cannot be abolished by any law all the law can do is...
Quote #3968
When the candles are out all women are fair.
Quote #10283
Faith is to believe what you do not see the reward of this faith...
Quote #12542
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn’t go away.
Quote #3069
He that cannot reason is a fool. He that will not is a bigot....
Quote #4154
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum
Quote #1642
It’s not that I’m afraid to die, I just don’t want to be there...
Quote #15663
One of the most untruthful things possible, you know, is a collection of facts,...