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Life is like an onion. You peel off one layer at a time and...
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Humor is, I think, the subtlest and chanciest of literary forms. It is surely...
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The ability to think straight, some knowledge of the past, some vision of the...
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You wake up in the morning, and your purse is magically filled with twenty-four...
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Do you think that the things people make fools of themselves about are any...
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Critics are like eunuchs in a harem they know how it’s done, they’ve seen...
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The ignorance of one voter in a democracy impairs the security of all.
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I want to know how God created this world. I am not interested in...
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Give me a kiss, and to that kiss a score Then to that twenty,...
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You can’t turn back the clock. But you can wind it up again.