Quote #7118
If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of 22,...
Quote #15854
Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.
Quote #12135
The probability of life originating from accident is comparable to the probability of the...
Quote #4293
The fear of death is more to be dreaded than death itself.
Quote #21330
Integrity combined with faithfulness is a powerful force and worthy of great respect.
Quote #7740
Life only demands from you the strength you possess. Only one feat is possible...
Quote #21540
Life’s dirty. Life’s unclean you know. It’s birth, it’s sex, it’s the intestinal tract....
Quote #3415
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
Quote #3587
Drink to me only with thine eyes, And I will pledge with mine Or...
Quote #14159
Cat a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.