Quote #176
If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger.
Quote #1845
A friend is a second self.
Quote #18832
One only needs two tools in life WD-40 to make things go, and duct...
Quote #11843
I’ve learned that I like my teacher because she cries when we sing Silent...
Quote #14856
Nobody loves me but my mother, and she could be jivin’, too.
Quote #7208
I concede
Quote #10105
A wrong-doer is often a man that has left something undone, not always he...
Quote #19991
Try to love someone who you want to hate, because they are just like...
Quote #15831
It’s practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry.
Quote #5351
My salad days, When I was green in judgment.