Quote #5829
When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber.
Quote #18444
Don’t worry if you’re a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
Quote #1870
To be conscious that we are perceiving or thinking is to be conscious of...
Quote #265
The world moves, and ideas that were once good are not always good.
Quote #15919
Marriage should be a duet — when one sings, the other claps.
Quote #6521
It is by universal misunderstanding that all agree. For if, by ill luck, people...
Quote #18961
Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but she did it backwards and...
Quote #833
Before we set our hearts too much on anything, let us examine how happy...
Quote #1599
Irreverence is the champion of liberty and its one sure defense.
Quote #2367
That which seems the height of absurdity in one generation often becomes the height...