Quote #6816
In every affair consider what precedes and what follows, and then undertake it.
Quote #19376
What I want to do is make people laugh so that they’ll see things...
Quote #15324
Quite frankly Ted, the very mention of the word ‘Republican’ seems to have negative...
Quote #14129
Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you’ll find one at the end...
Quote #18516
Fight fire with fire, and all you’ll end up with is ashes.
Quote #8879
To be feared is to fear no one has been able to strike terror...
Quote #10795
Irony is the hygiene of the mind.
Quote #7876
An idealist believes the short run doesn’t count. A cynic believes the long run...
Quote #21008
Taxation without representation is tyranny.
Quote #1666
Pessimism is only the name that men of weak nerve give to wisdom.