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We need programs that will teach athletes how to spell ‘jump shot’ rather than...
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Richard It’s called reading-top to bottom-left to right-group words together into sentences-take tylenol for...
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There is no wisdom without love.
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Mama exhorted her children at every opportunity to ‘jump at de sun.’ We might...
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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
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The CIA is made up of boys whose families sent them to Princeton but...
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Spider-Man Go web. Fly. Up, up, and away web. Shazam. Web it. Tally ho.
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Happy Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my...
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Where a calculator on the ENIAC is equpped with 18,000 vacuum tubes and weighs...
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The trebling of the population in this small and impoverished country, flowing with milk...