Quote #17738
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
Quote #21712
Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be...
Quote #12461
All universal moral principles are idle fantasies.
Quote #8111
I do not take a single newspaper, nor read one a month, and I...
Quote #2978
The secret of success is constancy of purpose.
Quote #17490
The surest way not to fail is to determine to succeed.
Quote #19031
Society produces rogues, and education makes one rogue more clever than another.
Quote #4353
Treat your friend as if he might become an enemy.
Quote #11392
You can’t make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you’re...
Quote #3816
Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value...