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Trees like to have kids climb on them, but trees are much bigger than...
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To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.
Quote #18256
Use disappointments as material for patience.
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Over-seriousness is a warning sign for mediocrity and bureaucratic thinking. People who are seriously...
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There’s a period of life when we swallow a knowledge of ourselves and it...
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Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we...
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A conservative is a man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat...
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Joel Ed, are you hallucinating Ed Oh, yeah, but not right now.
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Dr. Evil You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have...
Quote #9735
There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.