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I’m a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work, the...
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Honesty is a good thing, but it is not profitable to its possessor unless...
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Keep your broken arm inside your sleeve.
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Best be yourself, imperial, plain and true
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What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone
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A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than...
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Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories – those that don’t work,...
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Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world.
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Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells.
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America believes in education the average professor earns more money in a year than...